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Die größte Nase haben Sie bestimmt nicht,
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Doch im Päckchen ist nichts aus dem Laden,
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Drum geben Sie das Päckchen schnell dem Mann
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Billig war Ihr Bäuchlein sicher nicht,
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Auf, auf, jetzt geht das Päckchen weiter auf Tour,
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Um Ihre Frisur sind Sie wirklich zu beneiden,
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Denn das Päckchen ist noch nicht am Platze,
bringen Sie's dem Herrn mit der schönsten Glatze.
Ihre Glatze ist ja eine große Ehr,
das kommt sicher vom vielen Denken her.
Doch heute lassen wir das Denken sein
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Schöne Augen sind immer ein Genuß,
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Leider muß das Päckchen immer noch wandern,
geben Sie's dem größten Herrn vor allen andern.
Sind Sie der Größte, oder nur der Längste?
Dann wär's ein Fall von Denkste!
Das Geburtstagskind das lacht,
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Für Dich ist das Päckchen natürlich gedacht.
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"... drum nimm es Ihm nicht krumme
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